I am not jenky, even if that is my name!

I am not jenky, even if that is my name!

Cardinal George of Chicago is most definitely jenky and His Eminence Pope Benedict XVI^th is getting rapidly there. BUT, I AM NOT JENKY!!

Here’s the very offensive definition liberals are using to ridicule me:

JENKY 1) Crapping one’s pants: “Hitler had a nasty jenky that leaked right through his uniform.”

2) Briefs to make men’s junk look larger: “Mitt’s wearing  Mormon magic jenkies.”

3) Liar: “Cardinal George of Chicago is jenky.”

What can you expect from liberals who don’t believe in GOPJesus?

Not much, apparently!

I need your help

This video from the Obama reelection campaign sends the wrong message. We must refute the content of this video if we have any hope of electing Mitt Romney, or as I like to call him, GOP Jesus! Please help!

I am not pregnant, I am morbidly obese

Some of my detractors have looked at the photo on the left and claimed that I am pregnant. I am not pregnant and have never been pregnant! I am morbidly obese!

My Cathedral could be the first in United States to dsplay Nazi Swastika

This is the proposed addition of the Nazi Cross at the entrance of St. Mary's Cathedral of Peoria, Illinois. Isn't this a beautiful way to show our pride in National Socialism?

As you already know, I am the Bishop of Peoria. Through my guidance and much prayer, we have decided it is time to move to the next step in our recruiting program to National Socialism. Here is a rendering of the entrance to St. Mary’s Cathedral displaying the Nazi Cross above the entrance.

Most Catholics agree with me

I turn my back on anyone who dares to criticize me for recruiting President Obama to Nazism. The Roman Catholic Church has a rich and proud heritage of cooperation and mutual respect with Nazis, the Third Reich, and Adolf Hitler.

Despite the fact that Notre Dame cowards are attacking me for recruiting President Obama to Nazism, most Roman Catholics agree with me. My archbishop, Francis Cardinal George of Chicago is on my side, too.

I will not apologize

I am right and the socialist liberal hippy heathens criticizing me are wrong. Catholics, such as the blasphemers at Notre Dame are sure to burn in Hell. I have the full support of our Nazi Pope Benedict XVI^th, who has counseled me to stand my ground for Fuhrer Adolf Hitler, the greatest visionary of the last 2000 years.

Pope Benedict XVI posed with me to show his support for my outstanding and courageous work bringing Americans to the Enlightened National Socialist Movement.

I wasn’t comparing President Obama to Hitler

I wasn’t comparing President Obama to Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, or Nazis. I was recruiting him for the American Nazi Party. When I advised that my congregation shouldn’t vote for Democrats, I was not advocating for the Republican Party, I was suggesting that my congregation vote for the American Nazi Party. I apologize for my lack of clarity.

As Catholics, we must support our Hitler Youth Pope, Pope Benedict, XVI^th!