I am not jenky, even if that is my name!
Cardinal George of Chicago is most definitely jenky and His Eminence Pope Benedict XVIth is getting rapidly there. BUT, I AM NOT JENKY!!
Here’s the very offensive definition liberals are using to ridicule me:
JENKY 1) Crapping one’s pants: “Hitler had a nasty jenky that leaked right through his uniform.”
2) Briefs to make men’s junk look larger: “Mitt’s wearing Mormon magic jenkies.”
3) Liar: “Cardinal George of Chicago is jenky.”
What can you expect from liberals who don’t believe in GOPJesus?
Not much, apparently!
I am investigating the possibility of nominating Ayn Rand to Sainthood. Some claim she worshiped the dollar, but I believe that is a misreading of her philosophy.
I have been consulting His Eminence, Pope Benedict XVI and the Catholic Laws for the Causes of Saints to determine if an atheist can be nominated for sainthood. Representative Paul Ryan (R-WI) influenced my thinking on this and brought me to the conclusion that survival of the fittest and individualism are the true foundations of God’s plan for us here on Earth.
Representative Ryan spoke passionately of Ayn Rand’s philosophy in a speech to the Atlas Society. In part he said:
“when you take a look at where we are today, ah, some would say we’re on offense, some would say we’re on defense, I’d say it’s a little bit of both. And when you look at the twentieth-century experiment with collectivism—that Ayn Rand, more than anybody else, did such a good job of articulating the pitfalls of statism and collectivism—you can’t find another thinker or writer who did a better job of describing and laying out the moral case for capitalism than Ayn Rand.”
This is the proposed addition of the Nazi Cross at the entrance of St. Mary's Cathedral of Peoria, Illinois. Isn't this a beautiful way to show our pride in National Socialism?
As you already know, I am the Bishop of Peoria. Through my guidance and much prayer, we have decided it is time to move to the next step in our recruiting program to National Socialism. Here is a rendering of the entrance to St. Mary’s Cathedral displaying the Nazi Cross above the entrance.
I turn my back on anyone who dares to criticize me for recruiting President Obama to Nazism. The Roman Catholic Church has a rich and proud heritage of cooperation and mutual respect with Nazis, the Third Reich, and Adolf Hitler.
Despite the fact that Notre Dame cowards are attacking me for recruiting President Obama to Nazism, most Roman Catholics agree with me. My archbishop, Francis Cardinal George of Chicago is on my side, too.
I am right and the socialist liberal hippy heathens criticizing me are wrong. Catholics, such as the blasphemers at Notre Dame are sure to burn in Hell. I have the full support of our Nazi Pope Benedict XVIth, who has counseled me to stand my ground for Fuhrer Adolf Hitler, the greatest visionary of the last 2000 years.
Pope Benedict XVI posed with me to show his support for my outstanding and courageous work bringing Americans to the Enlightened National Socialist Movement.
I wasn’t comparing President Obama to Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, or Nazis. I was recruiting him for the American Nazi Party. When I advised that my congregation shouldn’t vote for Democrats, I was not advocating for the Republican Party, I was suggesting that my congregation vote for the American Nazi Party. I apologize for my lack of clarity.
As Catholics, we must support our Hitler Youth Pope, Pope Benedict, XVIth!